Brexit or not? Parliament, PM, the Queen, Sajid Javid? Who will lead the country where?
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Well, whatever happens, we are going nowhere, we are staying on Fleet Street offering quality deep tissue massages to sort out stressed backs, necks, legs.
For 24 hours, I am offering a 15% discount on a pack of five full-hour massages with myself.
This is a whole 5% less than the 10% discount you get with our monthly subscriptions.
By such a block right here with your debit or credit card – the credit is valid for six months, you can book these whenever you like, as long as you use them up by 5th March 2020.
Buy a pack of 5x 60 minute director massages at 15% off.
Offer expires 11am, Thursday, 4th September 2019
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